Archive for the ‘Lyin’ Cocksuckers’ Category

BOMBSHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 20, 2007

McClellan implicates Bush, Cheney in Plame lie; “I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice president, the president’s chief of staff, and the president himself.” Why couldn’t Scott stand up at the time and yell, “Don’t make me lie”?

RECTUM! Another hypocritical lyin’ sack of CRAP repuke closet case!!! GODDAMN!!!!!!!

August 27, 2007

Now riddle me this Buttman, why is it this cretin was arrested on THE 11th OF JUNE, and went to court to plead GUILTY on THE 8th OF THIS MONTH, and it took until THIS AFTERNOON for this to become PUBLIC?! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Glad to see no one in Idaho that works for the newspapers there know how to read the police blotters and such! Fucking bullshit that these repukes keep shit covered up for so long.

From http://www.rollcall.com/issues/1_1/breakingnews/19763-1.html

Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport by a plainclothes police officer investigating lewd conduct complaints in a men�s public restroom, according to an arrest report obtained by Roll Call Monday afternoon.

Craig�s arrest occurred just after noon on June 11 at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. On Aug. 8, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in the Hennepin County District Court. He paid more than $500 in fines and fees, and a 10-day jail sentence was stayed. He also was given one year of probation with the court that began on Aug. 8.

A spokesman for Craig described the incident as a �he said/he said misunderstanding,� and said the office would release a fuller statement later Monday afternoon.

According to the incident report, Sgt. Dave Karsnia was working as a plainclothes officer on June 11 investigating civilian complaints regarding sexual activity in the men�s public restroom in which Craig was arrested.

Airport police previously had made numerous arrests in the men�s restroom of the Northstar Crossing in the Lindbergh Terminal in connection with sexual activity.

BUTT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh this is a real fucking knee-slapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check this shit out, from 1999:

MR. RUSSERT: Larry Craig, would you want the last word from the Senate be an acquittal of the president and no censure?

SEN. CRAIG: Well, I don�t know where the Senate�s going to be on that issue of an up or down vote on impeachment, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a censure reslution and it�s a slap on the wrist. It�s a, �Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You�re a naughty boy.�

The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughtyboy.

I�m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

The question issue now is simply this: Did he lie under oath? Did he perjure himself and did he obstruct justice? And that�s where we�re trying to go now in this truth-seeking process. And I hope we can get there. And then I�m going to have the chance to decide and vote up or down on those articles. After we�re through with this impeachment trial, it�s collapsed, it�s gone, then the Senate will make a decision on if it�s a censure or not.

Gee Larry, what hurt more?! Takin’ it up your 5-hole (no offense to gay people!) or EATING YOUR GODDAMN WORDS BITCH!?!?!?!? Welcome to the list, yes, the LIST that also has such “pillars of morality” like MARK FOLEY and BOB ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But at least THIS time, the rotten dirtbag ain’t from here in Floor-ree-DUH!!!!!!! THANK SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something for you cons to chew on!

August 12, 2007

Not only are there a lot of women bloggers, most of them (male or female) listed here, have more readers than Fox Nazi “News” have viewers! Kleenex, anyone? Yet their dickhead air-“talent” (don’t make me laugh!) especially Sexual-harasser Bill O’LIEly drone on and on and on about how they are the shit and they are the most watched…meanwhile Keith Olbermann clowns out Mr. Luffo-sponger 2 to 1!
So thanks to Bluedaze for pointing this out, and again, not to take away from how women bloggers get no respect (gee guys, what’s wrong? got vagina envy?!) but this also shows how the rightwing media are LYIN’ COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!! WE are the fuckin’ majority, DEAL WITH IT!

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1. Arianna Huffington at the Huffington Post. 70 million page views per month (reported). Nobody has the influence and reach she has on a day to day basis.

2. Daily Kos. 5 million impressions per week. Front pagers McJoan, BarbinMD, MissLaura and SusanG I would estimate get at least 50% of the front page real estate over there.

3. Crooks and Liars. 1.8 million impressions per week. While John Amato spends his days watching cable news and making video clips, Nicole Belle alone is responsible for a majority of the front page writing.

4. Eschaton (aka Atrios). 658,000 impressions per week. Duncan Black is pretty much a one man band, but when he�s on vacation two of his four regular guest posters are women, Avedon and Echidne (though lord knows, Thers is trying).

5. Americablog. 563,000 impressions per week. Front pager Pam Spaulding.

6. Firedoglake. 500,000 impressions per week. Myself, Christy Hardin-Smith, Siun, emptywheel, watertiger, Tula, Phoenix Woman and looseheadprop.

CONGRESS EYES PAY RAISE FOR ITSELF!

July 31, 2007

CONGRESS EYES PAY RAISE FOR ITSELF!
Oh ok, so y’all bumped the min-wage up to a WHOPPING $5.85, so it’s time to give yourselves another $4,400, bringing their annual salaries to…$170,000! For doing…what?! Talking?! Passing a bunch of over-worded bullshit laws designed to confound and confuse the average person?! So do the math kids.
If you make $5.85 an hour, work 40 hours a week, you make annually a HUGE sum of…$12,168! (At least that’s why my calculator said when I put in 5.85 X 40 X 52–ya know, 52 weeks a year?–and there ya go!)
If you are a dildo in CONgress (who still do not get that 75% of Americans want the BU$Hitler Crime Family IMPEACHED, and the goddamn ILLEGAL IRAQ WAR, EXCUSE ME, OCCUPATION, FUCKING ENDED ALREADY…just for starters, oh and HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE, goddamn assholes!) then you get $170,000! Not counting all the BRIBES, KICK-BACKS AND OTHER PERKS, LIKE “HERE, FLY ON MY CORPORATE JET AND ROLL UP ON MY HARD-ON WHILE I SHIT IN A HOOKER’S MOUTH, AND OH MAKE SURE YOU PASS SOME LAWS THAT MAKE IT EASY FOR MY SCUMBAG CORPORATION TO EXPLOIT THE AMERICAN LABOR FORCE SOME MORE…”
Oh and ain’t it just nifty how everyone in CONgress gets TAX PAYER COVERED HEALTH CARE, meanwhile the rest of us DON’T GET SHIT?!
Cunts.

Question to 25%ers

July 30, 2007

Just curious folks who are in the 25% that still (somehow!) beLIEve BU$Hitler and his Criminal Gang are just the greatest thing since sliced bread or whatever, just a quicky question (and assuming you are a Christian):
THOU SHALT NOT LIE…what freakin’ part of this do ya NOT understand?! Just curious, I just mention this in passing…

Ok, I’ll be fair, it’s actually (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments):
“Do not bear false witness against your neighbor” (or words to that affect)
One must not bear false witness in a court of law or other proceeding.

So…I am correct in deducting that lying before Congress would fall in the “court of law or other proceeding” category, no?!

Also, wasn’t there one regarding MURDER or something along those lines?

Gimme a Fair and Balanced HAIL SATAN!
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The answer to 1984…IS 1776!
9/11 is a goddamn LIE!
Show me the plane hitting the Pentagon!
If impeachment is not the table, WHY was it taken off? Blackmail!?

This is hysterical!

July 28, 2007

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2007/07/why-bill-oreilly-ought-to-be-sodomized.html

2 great headline/articles from BuzzFlash.com

July 28, 2007
Second Tasteless and Inexplicable Story About Hillary Clinton’s “Cleavage”
from the Washington Post, Which Apparently is Trying to Now Model Itself
After The New York Post. Online WP Teaser Reads in: “Cleavage & the Clinton
Campaign Chest.” (We are Not Making This Up.) Then the WP Tries to Justify
Its Original Tacky and Gratuitous Clinton Cleavage Story by Claiming that Many
Candidates Receive Coverage for Their “Looks.” But the WP Only Uses
Democrats as Examples! How Telling of a WP Double Standard is That? And
Get a Load of This Line from the Story, “But since no journalist has plunged
into this particular territory, given the predominantly male nature of past
White House contests…” Indeed, the WP plunges to a new low.

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Jon Stewart & the Daily Show on
the Albert Gonzales Perjury Testimony:
“Mommy, Why is the Lying Man Still in
Charge of the Law?” Priceless.

From Randi’s site today!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 26, 2007

From Randi’s site TheRandiRhodesShow.com:

(Whoever did all this awesome work, OUTSTANDING JOB!)

GONZO DIGS HIMSELF A DEEPER HOLE:
Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy is threatening a perjury investigation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
This week Gonzo said under oath that a 2004 meeting was not called to discuss the NSA�s warrantless surveillance program.
But a letter sent to Congress in 2006 by John Negroponte described the meeting as a briefing on the �Terrorist Surveillance Program.�
We prefer the term �Illegal Spy Program,� but the perjury remains the same. CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS?
Yesterday, the House Judiciary Committee voted 22-17 to issue contempt citations to former Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers and White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten. The White House was not amused.
Press Secretary Tony Snow said �From our view, this is pathetic�.The issue now goes to the full House but a vote is unlikely before the House takes its 5-week summer break. 5 weeks? Do these people think they�re George Bush?
SPECTER PROBING:
Sen. Arlene Specter is now going to look into Supreme Court Justices� John Roberts and Samuel A. Alito�s CONFIRMATION transcripts to see if THEY LIED during their confirmation hearings!
WAIT, YET ANOTHER SUBPOENA ISSUED:
Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) issued a subpoena today for WH advisor Karl Rove. The subpoena was issued to compel Rove to testify about the firings of the US attorneys.
THE WAR IN IRAQ: A NEW PLAN?
House Democrats have come up with a new withdrawal plan to entice Republicans whose support of the war is wavering. Troops would begin pulling out of Iraq in 2 months�but leave the decision on when to complete the pullout up to Bush. A vote will come next week.
Meanwhile, the House voted 399 to 24 to bar permanent military bases in Iraq and the use of federal money to try and control Iraq�s oil resources.
Here is Speaker Nancy Pelosi�s floor speech the on the opposition of the American people a permanent US presence in Iraq.
THE �08 CANDIDATES:
He says he�s not a candidate for president, but Michael Bloomberg just launched a new web site called Mike2008.com. We assume he knows 2008 is a presidential election year.And John McCain�s presidential hopes continued to circle the drain as two key political ad-makers quit.
SIDEBARS:
CNN showed a lot of great videos from YouTube during Monday�s Democratic debate, but they left out the best one�More carnage in Iraq�the national soccer team advanced to the finals of the Asian Cup yesterday. Then during celebrations, 2 suicide bombings killed 50 and injured another 130.

Yo! Philadelphia People! BU$Hitler will be in town tomorrow!

July 26, 2007

Goddamn! What an ASSHOLE BU$Hitler is! (Sorry to be REDUNDANT!) The absolute NERVE! To set foot in the very city where AMERICAN DEMOCRACY WAS BORN! (Like he has a friggin CLUE about this country’s history?! RAOTFLMGDAO!) What’s he gonna do?! Pull down his pants and take a dump where Ben Franklin once used to walk?!?!!? Wipe his ass with a copy of the Constitution?! (Well, he does that every day figuratively, so why not do it literally and get it over with?!)

Anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spread this far and wide!

Com’on Philly folks, show this bastard who the boss is:
WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BUSH IN PHILLY THURSDAY!

President [sic] George Bush will be here in Philly on business and a large group of protestors will be joining together in a non violent demonstration to let him know what we think of him!

PROTEST Bush and His Policy of Endless War
Thursday, July 26, 8AM – 10AM
Downtown Phila. Marriott Hotel, 1201 Market St.
(Market Street, between 12th and 13th)

MAKE YOUR PEACE & VOICE BE HEARD.
Banners and noisemakers will be available.
Bring a sign of your own if you wish.

Americans Against Escalation in Iraq

Brandywine Peace Community – 610-544-1818

Penn Action – 215-701-8081

Great image!

July 26, 2007


Props to SXG for finding this, this is fucking PRICELESS!
And yes Gonzo, you and the rest of the BU$Hitler Crime Family ARE DUNCES. Real anti-American lyin’ sacks of SHIT. Can you imagine if Bill Clinton or anyone in his administration did even 1/1 Millionth of the SHIT these dirtbags have done since stealing office with the help of Daddy BU$Hitler’s butt-buddies on the Supreme KKKourt on Dec. 20, 2000! They’d be drawn & quartered, THAT’S WHAT! But no, somehow it’s a-OK for these vermin to do whatever in the flying fuck they damn well please. What the FUCK is it going to TAKE America?! WAKE UP ALREADY! TAKE ACTION! Write your Congress people! Call progressive/liberal radio shows! Write a letter to the editor! Get out in the streets with a sign! DO SOMETHING!