Archive for the ‘Fox sucks’ Category

VIDEO– Bernard Goldberg on Hannity: Chris Matthews is a "hooker putting out for Obama"

January 27, 2009

By GottaLaff

Pot, kettle, black, blech!

But of course, Hannity et al. never used Fox Noise as a porn site for all things Bush (pun intended). Sparing the rod was never one of their shortcomings (both puns intended). All this cockiness (pun intended) is particularly unflattering in light of Hannity’s usual comings and goings (pun intended). I don’t mean to be too hard on him (pun… you know)– okay, yes I do– but what a dick (you know the drill… Bada bing! Double pun intended).


AUDIO: John Gibson harrumphs! over scoring a bronze in Keith Olbermann’s "Worst Person"

January 24, 2009

By GottaLaff

Bluster, spitooey, froth, rant:

Keith Olbermann gave Fox News’s John Gibson the bronze last night in “Worst Persons” over this.

And today on his radio show, Gibson fired back.

This is absurd. He wasn’t there,” Gibson said of Olbermann, as both tell a different version of what happened when Gibson ran into MSNBC president Phil Griffin at dinner last week. “And he went on television to say he knows what happened. My God, how low the peacock has sunk.

Fox is so deeply embedded in the quicksandy bottom of the murky Sea of Cock-and-Bull, that it would take decades to exhume it from its slimy grave…. but he says MSNBC has sunk?

Next to Gibson and his wretched crew of muck-mates, MSNBC is Ivory Soap-buoyant.

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